Contemplating my navel.

I know people use this as an expression for wasting time, but honestly, is anything more interesting than my own body?? I have been spending a lot of time on the floor lately, and for some time I was really motivated to move from one point on the floor to another, but recently, I have determined that more interesting than all my toys, all the furniture, and even the kitties, more interesting than even Nanny's earrings, are my own toes.

What? What's this? The silver thing with all the buttons that changes the picture on the screen is on the floor. Maybe mobility is all it's cracked up to be...